《柯南脫口秀》第11期:適合我住的城市

And so I would go other places when I was a kid. 我小時候會去其他城市

Like I would go to Cleveland and in Cleveland people had basements. 我會去克利夫蘭 那里人們有地下室

They like finish them out and turn them into fancy like theater rooms or workout rooms. 他們裝修好地下室 把它們變成華麗麗的地方 像是影音室或者健身房

Play ping-pong or whatever.yeah,you can't do that in Dallas. So, 打乒乓球什么的 是啊 在達(dá)拉斯你沒法這么做

My main complaint with Dallas was no basements. 所以我主要對達(dá)拉斯不滿意的就是沒有地下室

So,you actually grew up thinking I wish I could live in Cleveland?Yes 你長大的時候真的想著 我希望我能住在克利夫蘭嗎 是的

Yeah,I loved Cleveland.I was like oh,this is the city for me. 我愛克利夫蘭 我覺得那就是適合我住的城市

Yeah. This place,cowtown but that place,Cleveland has basements. 這地方 牛城 但那里 克利夫蘭有地下室

what about New York? New York's gotta be incredibly fantastic for you. 那紐約呢 你一定覺得紐約特別好

Yeah,well,there are a lot of basements,which is nice. 是啊 紐約有很多地下室 挺不錯的

You have to get a other than basements. 你的標(biāo)準(zhǔn)不能只是地下室啊

Well, here's a thing I  will say that's the tough thing now as an adult man who's single. 有件事 作為一個成年單身男子 我覺得這有點難辦

It's very difficult for me to go look for an apartment and be like,what's your basement situation like? 我很難去看一間公寓 然后問 你家的地下室是什么情況

I got some stuff I got to do.Can you hear from inside the apartment. 我要做一些事情 在公寓里能聽到從那里傳來喊聲嗎

Can anyone get out of the basement? What about ventilation? How is ventilation? 人們能逃出地下室嗎 通風(fēng)情況怎么樣

I like living in Brooklyn.I live in a brownstone.I'm sorry. I have a stoop 我喜歡住在布魯克林 我住在褐砂石房屋里 我有個小門廊

and I like to sit on a stoop and that's fun because you can watch people go by. 我喜歡坐在小門廊上 因為你可以看著人們經(jīng)過

It's just nice.I try every now and again to see if I can start a barbershop quartet or something.It doesn't really work out. 那挺好的 我經(jīng)常嘗試 看看我能不能搞一個理發(fā)店四重唱 并不行