《柯南脫口秀》第6期:保羅的尷尬時刻

This guy walked in and he was freaked out.I saw his expression. 那人進來了 他嚇壞了 他臉上的表情

And then I was so freaked out that I didn't paly it at all funny then I said oh,I thought it was going to be somebody else.Oh,no! 我也慌了 我弄得都不搞笑來了 我說 我以為是另一個人進來呢 不

That's fantastic. which was not the thing to say and then I walk out and Jason never came in. 簡直太棒了 這話不該說啊 然后我走出去了 杰森根本沒去

And then I walked out and I saw that guy talking to some people that he worked with, all face. 我出去了 我看到那人跟他的同事說話 他臉色都不對了

See,that guy is living off that story,he is telling everyone he knows that Paul Rudd pees naked at the urinal, in public restrooms. 那人要靠這故事活了 他要告訴他認識的每個人 保羅·路德在廁所里脫褲子撒尿

I wish you'd out with your pants around your ankles.That was my mistake. 我真希望你就褲子脫到腳踝那么走出去了 我犯了錯

Uh, alright. We're going to take a quick break and find out more embarrassing things from Paul Rudd after this. 啊，好了。我們稍稍休息 稍后繼續(xù)采訪保羅·路德的尷尬時刻

Everybody Paul Rudd.Paul,I have known you for a long time. 各位這位是保羅·路德 保羅 我認識你很久了

You were from Kansas and you moved here when you were,what,quite young,right?Just getting started in the business? 你來自堪薩斯 你搬來時 還很年輕 是吧 剛剛開始做嗎

Yeah,I mean, the first time I lived here I was a little kid then I moved to Kansas when I was 10. 是啊 我最初住在這里的時候 我還是個孩子 后來10歲時搬去了堪薩斯

I then to try to be an actor and I moved out here when I was 20. 后來決定做個演員 20 歲時搬了過來