《柯南脫口秀》第4期:別想得到一分錢
But he sent me an email saying I didn't know you fish.I said I don't. 他給我發(fā)了一封電郵 說 我不知道你還釣魚啊 我說我不啊
He said I saw this picture of you online and you're an angler, clearly. 他說我看到了一張你的照片 在網(wǎng)上 你顯然挺會(huì)釣魚的
Sent me the picture.Let's see the picture. I brought it.Do we have the picture here? 他把照片發(fā)給我了 我們看照片吧 我?guī)砹?/div>
Wait..Hold a minute.So this is not you?that's not me. 等等 太搞笑了 等等 這不是你嗎 這不是我
And even I had to take a take because it looks like me.Right. 我都看了三遍 看上去是挺像我 是啊
So you were looking at that picture thinking when was I fishing and wearing European speedos 你看著那張照片 就想 我什么時(shí)候釣了魚 還穿著歐式泳褲
I had to in on the face and it's not me. 我放大了臉部 結(jié)果發(fā)現(xiàn)不是我
But the thing that really was confusing to me was what was James Marzan looking at? 但讓我特別糊涂的是 詹姆斯·馬斯頓為什么會(huì)看這個(gè)
What was he searching for? That was what he...what was he searching for? 他搜索了什么啊 他找到了這個(gè) 那么他搜索了什么
Fishermen? Speedos? Speedos plus mahi-mahi. 漁夫嗎？泳褲 泳褲加鲯鰍魚
That guy is probably somewhere out there. 那人或許在看呢
His picture is on this show. That's wird.That's right and he's not getting paid a cent. 他的照片突然出現(xiàn)在了節(jié)目上 好奇怪啊 是啊 而且他別想得到一分錢
Are you the kind of guy that would wear that bathing suit? 你是那種會(huì)穿泳衣的人嗎
Are you comfortable with showing a lot of skin? 你介意那樣裸露嗎
I'm pretty comfortable with showing a lot of skin but I don't know if I would wear that bathing suit. 我不介意裸露 但我不知道我會(huì)不會(huì)穿那條泳褲
There was on about five minutes when I was a kid, 我小時(shí)候 很短一段時(shí)間
Like junior high when all my friends were wearing speedos so I bought one.But 初中吧 我的朋友們都穿泳褲 我也買了一條 但是
I wore it twice and I was like nah,I'm going back to the diggers. 我也就穿過兩次 決定改回穿吊腿褲
