《柯南脫口秀》第2期:欲罷不能的節(jié)目

iPhone ,this is in the news, iphone users are reporting that 新聞報(bào)道 iPhone用戶報(bào)道稱

Siri will correct them if they try to say Bruce Jenner instead of Caitlyn 如果他們說布魯斯·詹納 會被Siri糾正為凱特琳

In an story，siri is now asking to be adressed as Steve. 相關(guān)新聞 Siri要求別人稱他為史蒂夫

Time,once again, ladies and gentlemen，for something that America can't get enough of. 女生們先生們 又一次到了美國欲罷不能的節(jié)目的時(shí)刻了

Something we call, shut up.something we call fan correction. 我們稱之為 閉嘴 我們稱之為 粉絲糾錯(cuò)

This is a where viewers try to find mistakes on our show. 這一節(jié)中 觀眾們將試圖找我們節(jié)目的錯(cuò)誤

Real viewers try to find real mistakes. 現(xiàn)實(shí)中的觀眾 真來挑錯(cuò)

We are the only show that Dares our viewrs to find an error.Ok? 只有我們節(jié)目敢讓觀眾們來挑錯(cuò) 好嗎

That has the courage to do it. 只有我們有這個(gè)勇氣

So far hundreds of challengers over the last several years, not one winner. 幾年來已有幾百人挑戰(zhàn) 但無一人成功

Not one. No one's found a mistake. 無一人 沒人挑到過錯(cuò)誤

Tonight a fan named Braxton Anderson thinks he caught a mistake. 今晚一名叫布魯克斯頓·安德森的粉絲 自認(rèn)為發(fā)現(xiàn)了錯(cuò)誤

He said that happened during one of our shows at Comic-Con last week. 他說是發(fā)生在我們上周漫展節(jié)目的一期上

Hey Conan, Last week's you had a segment where you dressed a whale as Yoda from Star Wars.  嘿 柯南 上周的一集中有一節(jié) 你把一只虎鯨扮成了《星戰(zhàn)》的尤達(dá)大師

Pretty cool costume for Comic-Con. Who are you? Who are you supposed to be?  好酷的漫展服裝啊 你是誰 你扮演的應(yīng)該是誰

Yet,you gave him a red life saver.Everyone knows volda carries a green lifesaver. 但是你給了他一根紅色電光劍 人人都知道 尤達(dá)大師的電光劍是綠的

This is why I rcommend you go home,isolate yourself from friends and family 所以我建議你回家 跟家人和朋友隔離開來

and read, watch, the trilogies and may the force be with you. 好好把三部曲重新看一遍 愿原力與你同在