《生活大爆炸》第十季:第3集:加班(上)
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It's pretty late.
已經(jīng)挺晚的了
You think I've got time to run some more simulations
不過，我還來得及再做幾次
on the cooling system?
冷卻系統(tǒng)的模擬嗎?
Sure, I'm still figuring out the thermoacoustic expander.
來得及，我還在糾結(jié)熱聲擴張器呢
Oh, while you do that I am going to pump cerebral spinal fluid through my brain cells to remove the metabolic byproducts of the day's thoughts.
你們先忙著吧我需要讓腦脊液滋潤大腦里的每一個細胞，清除這一天飛速運轉(zhuǎn)所產(chǎn)生的新陳代謝副產(chǎn)物
What? It's called sleep and it's my bedtime.Nightynight, y'all.
什么鬼? 這叫睡眠，我該睡覺了。晚安，么么噠
Hey, hey, hey, you're not going anywhere.
喂，你不許走
We only have two months to deliver this to the Air Force because of you.
都是因為你，不然我們也不只有兩個月的期限然后上交給國家
I know, I was there. Well, wake up!
我知道，我當時也在。那你就給我清醒點!
We're gonna put in a lot of late nights.How late?
我們要習慣刷夜了。刷到多晚?
Well, I don't know, midnight, 1:00.
我怎么知道，半夜吧，或者凌晨一點
One o'clock? I'm not a raccoon.
凌晨一點?我又不是夜貓子
If you're tired, have some coffee.
累了的話就去喝咖啡
What? You have some coffee.
我才不喝咖啡，要喝也是你喝
I am having coffee!
我正喝著呢!
And look how irritable it's making you!Guys!
你這么暴躁就是因為咖啡因!別吵了!
We're not gonna get anything done if we start fighting.
現(xiàn)在吵架一點用都沒有
Now, can you please try to soldier through? Fine.
你能不能再忍一忍?好啵
I don't think I can go much longer.
我真的堅持不住了
It's been three and a half minutes, wake up!
才過去三分半鐘!你清醒點!
Our whole universe was in a hot, dense state Then nearly 14 billion years ago expansion started... Wait!
宇宙一度又燙又稠密，140億年前終于爆了炸...等著瞧!
The Earth began to cool
地球開始降溫，
The autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools
自養(yǎng)生物來起哄，穴居人發(fā)明工具，
We built the Wall We built the pyramids
我們建長城，我們建金字塔，
Math, Science, History, unraveling the mystery
數(shù)學，自然科學，歷史，揭開神秘，
* That all started with a big bang
一切由大爆炸開始，
I had a bad dream that my best friend became a tyrant
我昨晚做噩夢，夢見我最好的朋友變成了暴君
and forced me to stay up all night to work.
逼我熬夜工作
Oh, I had a good dream that when I carried you to bed,
我做的夢倒是挺好的，昨天我把你扔上床的時候
I let your head hit the wall and I laughed.
故意把你的腦袋撞到了墻上，我還不厚道地笑了
Good morning.What is this?
嗨，早上好。你們在干嘛?
Well, we didn't see you last night,
we're not gonna see you today,
so we thought we could have breakfast together.
昨天一晚上都沒看到你們今天估計也一樣所以我們應(yīng)該一起吃個早飯
Oh, that is so nice.Ow, it does hurt!
你們太賢惠了！嗷，頭很疼的!
So, what are you guys gonna do today?
那你們今天準備干點什么?
Well, Sheldon was supposed to go to this party with me this afternoon,
今天下午Sheldon本來應(yīng)該陪我去參加聚會的
but I don't think that's happening.
不過現(xiàn)在看來他是去不了啦
Oh, that was never happening.
本來我就沒打算去
Oh, I'll go.I like a party.
帶我去吧。我超喜歡聚會
Well, to be honest, it's not like a "party" party,
我們說的這個不是你想象中那種趴體
it's more like a gathering
更像是不同領(lǐng)域的科學家們
where scientists of different disciplines get together to share their work and keep current on what's going on in other fields.
聚在一起討論他們的工作再了解一下其他領(lǐng)域的最新科研進展
I don't know why I called it a party, sorry.
我不應(yīng)該說這是個聚會的，我的鍋
It's okay, I'll still go.
無所謂啦，帶我去吧
You don't think you'll be bored?
你不會覺得無聊嘛?
Oh, I'll have some wine and listen to people go on about crap I don't understand.
一邊喝酒，一邊裝作在聽人們說我聽不懂的東西
I mean, how is it any different than every single day of my life?
講真，這和我每天的工作有什么區(qū)別嗎?
I won't be there.
我不去
Look at that, it is a party.
他不去的話，那這就真是個聚會了
Sorry I have to work all weekend.It's okay.
對不起，我整個周末都要加班。沒事噠
Thanks again for breakfast.
謝謝你給我做早餐
Well, I didn't get to see you last night.
我一晚上都沒見到你
It was the least I could do.
我能做的也就只有這些了
You shouldn't have made the alarm code his birthday.
你不應(yīng)該把大門密碼設(shè)成他生日的
So, what should we do today?
我們今天干什么?
Oh, I appreciate it,but you don't have to spend your day off with me.
多謝你啦，不過你不用一整天都陪著我的
Well, I don't mind.
沒關(guān)系啊
Oh, you want go to the mall and look at baby stuff? Not really.
對了，你想不想去商場看看嬰兒用品?不是很想
Oh, come on, we could share a pretzel and get sideways glances from racist old ladies.
來嘛，我們可以分一個椒鹽餅干感受一下路邊保守的老奶奶歧視我們的眼神
I get enough of that when I take Howard to my grandmother's for Christmas.Oh,
圣誕節(jié)帶Howard去見我奶奶的時候我就受夠那種眼神了，Howard是猶太人唔
I know, why don't we get started on clearing out the baby's room?
對了，不如我們開始收拾嬰兒房吧?
Isn't it a little early for that?
現(xiàn)在就開始會不會太早了?
You have to get to it eventually.
終究還是要做的
Oh, there's so much junk in there, it's embarrassing.
那里堆滿了各種垃圾，真是不好意思
How can you be embarrassed around me?
我在旁邊的時候你怎么能覺得不好意思呢?
I'm gonna be in the room with you when you give birth.
你生孩子的時候我可是要在你旁邊幫你喊加油的
I don't think you are.
我并不這么認為
You didn't think I was gonna be in your kitchen this morning,
你之前還覺得我今天早上不會出現(xiàn)在廚房里呢
yet here I am.Psst, hey, kid. Huh, what? You look tired.
看看現(xiàn)在。嗨，大寶貝什么?你看上去累慘了
Why don't you have an energy drink?
來點功能飲料怎么樣?
Everyone's doing it.
大家都喝的
Oh, no, thank you, those have caffeine in them.
不了，謝謝你，這種飲料里有咖啡因
Oh, sorry, I thought you were cool.I am cool.
噢，不好意思我以為你很酷。寶寶確實酷
This is Yoohoo,chocolate milk's delicious watery cousin.All right.
這是Yoohoo好喝的淡味版巧克力牛奶好吧
But if you ever want to feel like you have superpowers,try one of these.
但如果你想體會擁有超能力的感覺的話就試試這個吧
Superheroes take performanceenhancing chemicals? You bet.
超級英雄通過攝入化學物質(zhì)來增強能力?不然呢
You know why Hulk is so strong? Steroids.
你知道綠巨人為什么那么壯嗎?來點類固醇就行
You know why Batman wanders around at night getting into fights?Scotch.
你知道為什么蝙蝠俠大半夜在外面亂晃還打架嗎?全是威士忌的功勞
I am facing a great deal of work.
我現(xiàn)在有巨量的工作要做
And I do like things better when famous people also like them.Here.
而且我確實更偏愛名人喜歡的東西給你
It's on the house.The first one's free?
我請。第一罐還免費?
Flash, how do you stay in business?
閃電俠，你是怎么賺錢的?
You want to know my secret?
想知道我的秘訣嗎?
I bought stock in Marvel. Hi, Bert.
我買了漫威的股票。嗨，Bert
This is my friend, Penny. Hi. Hey, come on in.
這是我的朋友，Penny。你好。嘿，進來吧
I'll gonna go turn on some rock music.
我去放點搖滾樂
That's a geology joke.
這是個地質(zhì)學的笑話
Bert's a geologist. And a joker.
Bert是個地質(zhì)學家。還是搞笑小能手哦
How early are we?
我們是來得有多早?
Oh, actually, we're an hour late.
實際上我們已經(jīng)遲到一小時了
I suddenly wish Sheldon was here.
突然好希望Sheldon在這里啊
I don't even know where to begin.
我都不知道從哪里下手
Well, in The Sound of Music, Julie Andrews says,"Let's start at the very beginning.
在音樂之聲里，Julie Andrews說過我們從頭唱起
A very good place to start."
這樣最是好記
Oh, I was gonna start at the end.
我本來還打算從結(jié)尾處開始呢
Thank God you're here.
真是謝謝你在這里啊
Well, I think the first thing we should get rid of is that tone. Sorry.
首先要丟掉的東西就是你充滿惡意的語氣。抱歉
I should probably keep this in case we have a girl.
還是把這個留著吧萬一是個女兒
Oh, that's a nice one.
挺不錯的小房子啊
Was it yours when you were little?
是你小時候的玩具?
My dad built it for me.
是我爸爸給我造的
Wow, it's so cute.
哇，真暖心啊
This was the husband and this was the wife.
這是丈夫，這是妻子
They'd go out on adventures together.Cruises, skiing,horseback riding.
他們一起外出歷險。航海，滑雪騎馬
That was really me just duct taping them to our dog.
也就是我把他們用膠帶綁在狗身上
Oh, and did they have kids?
那他們有孩子嗎?
They did, but the mommy and daddy didn't like them,so they shipped them off to an orphanage
有啊，但是為人父母，他們一點都不喜歡自己的孩子所以他們把孩子送去了孤兒院
I made out of a shoebox.
我用鞋盒做的
Yeah, that's not worrisome at all.
你這么說還真是讓人"放心"啊
Not every girl dreams about being a mom.
不是每個女孩都夢想著為人母的一天
Sometimes you think you're never gonna have kids and one day you wake up and you're pregnant.
有的時候你覺得自己這輩子都不會要孩子但某一天你睜開眼睛就發(fā)現(xiàn)自己懷孕了
And it doesn't matter that your career's going great right now
不管你的職業(yè)生涯現(xiàn)在是多么璀璨
and that you and your husband never even got to go anywhere taped to a dog!
甚至你和你的老公以后那都不能去被這狗孩子綁得死死的!
I skipped spin class for this.
我居然因為這個翹了動感單車課
Why is it taking him so long to get a drink out of a vending machine?
為什么他去自動販賣機買個飲料要花這么久?
Oh, it's complicated.
這個說來就話長了
He finds pushing that little door and reaching up into the machine uncomfortably intimate.
他覺得推開取物口的小門把手伸進機器里的這個行為已經(jīng)親密得讓他不舒服了
Gentlemen, I am ready to work.
眾愛卿，朕準備好開始工作了
To quote The Martian, "Let's science the feces out of this!"
引用火星救援的一句話，"我們好好科學一把"
That's The Martian the book and The Martian the movie, not Marvin the Martian.
我說的是那本書和電影，不是火星人馬文
Although to quote Marvin the Martian, "I claim this planet "
再引用火星人馬文的一句話我將此星球
in the name of Mars."Are you okay?
命名為火星"你沒事吧?
Oh, I'm fantastic, never been better.
哦，我感覺好極了，簡直不能更贊
I had my first energy drink and I feel great.
我剛剛第一次喝了功能性飲料啊感覺棒棒噠
Hey, you guys want to wrestle?
嘿，你們想摔跤玩嗎?
We can do arm, thumb, mud, sumo.
我們可以掰腕子，拇指摔跤，泥漿摔跤，相撲摔跤
Nah, we're not fat enough, or wearing diapers.
還是算了吧，我們不夠胖，也沒穿尿不濕
You wanted him awake.
這可是你說想讓他清醒過來的
So should we talk to each other or mingle?
我們是應(yīng)該兩個人說說話呢，還是應(yīng)該去和大家聊天啊?
I don't know where everyone is.
我不知道大家都去哪兒了
Yeah, I mean, I could see him eating one or two guests,but not a whole party.
嗯，我看他這個體型吃掉一兩個客人還是有可能的但是吃掉一整個派對的人還是差一點
Well, I guess this is kind of a bust.
誒，這個派對太糗了
You don't have to stay.
你們不用接著等了
I'm gonna start cleaning up.Okay.
我要開始打掃衛(wèi)生了。好吧
I feel so bad about leaving him here.
留他一個人在這兒我好內(nèi)疚啊
Oh, it's funny, I was just thinking the same thing about you.
哦哈哈，我剛剛也在想要是扔下你走了會怎么樣
Hey, listen,could you not say anything about this to the people at the university?
恩，聽我說你可不可以不和大學里的人說今天的事啊?
You know, 'cause...you're you and I'm me, and it's kind of embarrassing.
你知道的，因為...你是你啊，我就只是我，真是太丟人了
Wait, what do you mean "she's her"?
等一下，你剛剛說“你是你啊”是什么意思?
Well, you know how Amy's the coolest girl on campus, right?
就是，你知道Amy是校區(qū)里最酷的女孩吧?
No. No.Oh yeah, everybody thinks so.What?
不知道，不知道啊。沒錯啊，大家都是這么想的。什么?
You tell me about your foot fungus, but this is a secret?
你得了腳氣都告訴我，但是這件事你跟我保密?
I'm sure it's just 'cause I'm dating Sheldon.
大概是因為我和Sheldon在一起吧
Mm, actually, I think Sheldon's popular because he's dating you.
恩，其實，我覺得Sheldon是因為和你在一起，他才這么受歡迎的
Now Sheldon's popular?
Sheldon什么時候受歡迎了?
What is happening?
什么情況啊?
Maybe we should break for lunch.
要不我們休息下去吃午飯吧
What time is it?
現(xiàn)在幾點了?
According to the world's worst cuckoo clock, it's 2:00.
根據(jù)世界上最差勁的布谷鳥鐘，現(xiàn)在兩點了
My head hurts and I'm more tired than ever.
我頭好疼啊而且我從來沒這么累過
Why don't you just go home?
要不你還是回家吧?
No, I can do this.
不不，我可以的
I just, I just need another energy drink.Oh, no.What?
我只是，只是需要再來一瓶功能性飲料。哦，不要啊怎么了?
I want another one.So? That's a craving.
我還想再喝一瓶。那怎么了?這是藥物渴求
That's a sign of chemical dependency.
是藥物依賴的表現(xiàn)啊
You only had one.
你只喝了一瓶啊
No, I know,but plenty of things are addictive after a single exposure.
哎，我知道但是很多東西都是試了一次就上癮了
I mean, crack cocaine, nicotine, Pringles.
比如說，可卡因，尼古丁，還有品客薯片
You know once one pops one just can't stop.
只要打開了一桶，不吃完簡直停不下來
You can't develop a problem that fast.
藥物依賴是不會這么快開始的
You want to bet? Oh, great,now I'm addicted to gambling.
我們打賭啊?哦，好吧我還開始賭博上癮了
We can't afford to lose any more time.
我們不能再這么浪費時間了
Well, this probably won't work, but has anyone ever tried
雖然說估計沒什么用，但是有人試過
to just haul off and whoop the crazy out of him?
暴打他一頓把他打正常嗎?
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