生活大爆炸 第五季:第14集 謝爾頓有趣旗幟課堂(上)
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Hello,
大家好
I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper,
我是謝爾頓·庫珀博士
and welcome to the premiere episode of Sheldon Cooper Presents: Fun with Flags.
歡迎收看由謝爾頓·庫珀出品的 《有趣的旗幟》之首播集
Over the next 52 weeks, you and I are going to explore the dynamic world of vexillology.
在接下來的五十二周 我們將一起探索 旗幟學的奇妙世界
Hang on, Dr. C.
等一下 庫博士
What's vexillology?
旗幟學是什么
Vexillology is the study of flags.
旗幟學就是研究旗幟的
Cool.
真棒
I think I just learned something.
我想我又長見識了
Did you have fun doing it? I'll say.
你覺得有趣嗎 當然
Fun and information are two sides to this video podcast,not unlike the only twosided state flag
這個節(jié)目具有兩面性 趣味性和知識性 就如同這面兩面的州旗
Oregon.
一面是俄勒岡洲
Oh, look.
瞧
Hello, Mr. Beaver.
你好 海貍先生(俄勒岡州該州以喜棲息于水邊挖穴而居的海貍作為象征故有海貍州的別稱)
In future episodes, we'll answer some burning questions:
在接下來的節(jié)目里 我們會回答一些熱門問題
What's the only nonrectangular flag?
唯一一面不是長方形的旗幟是什么
What animal appears most often on flags?
在旗幟上出現(xiàn)最多的動物是什么
What animal appears second most often on flags?
在旗幟上出現(xiàn)第二多的動物是什么
And more.
等等
Sweet!
太棒了
Why are you waving a white flag?
你為什么揮白旗
I'm surrendering...to fun.
因為太歡樂了 我投降了
Now, today's episode of Fun with Flags is not fun, but it is important.
今天《有趣的旗幟》的內容并不有趣 但十分重要
Flags: you gotta know how to hold 'em,you gotta know how to fold 'em.
旗幟第一課 要學會如何拿 如何疊
Let's start by identifying the parts of our flag.
那我們先開始認識旗幟的結構
This edge is the hoist, and it's used to...Excuse me, sorry, excuse me.
這邊是吊孔 用來... 抱歉 借過一下
Cut.
停
Did you not see we are rolling?
你沒看到我們在拍嗎
Sorry. I'm having dinner with Penny.I have to get out of here.
抱歉 我要和佩妮一起吃晚飯 我得趕緊出門
And I have flag knowledge that I have to get out of here!
而我滿腦子的旗幟知識 我也得讓它們趕緊出來
You okay?
你沒事吧
No, I'm a little rattled.
沒事 就是有點生氣
But like the flag over Fort Sumter, I'm still here.
但就像薩姆特要塞的旗幟 我還堅守著呢(美國南北戰(zhàn)爭在薩姆特要塞打響)
And... take two.
第二遍
Hello.
大家好
I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper,
我是謝爾頓·庫珀博士
and welcome to the premiere episode of Sheldon Cooper Presents: Fun with Flags.
歡迎收看由謝爾頓·庫珀出品的 《有趣的旗幟》之首播集
Over the next 52 weeks, you and I are going to explore the dynamic world of vexillology.
在接下來的五十二周 我們將一起探索 旗幟學的奇妙世界
Hang on, Dr. Cooper.What's vexillology?
等一下 庫珀博士 旗幟學是什么
Vexillology is...Why is there a face on that flag?
旗幟學就是...為什么旗幟上有張臉
It's Ferdinand T. Flag.I thought he might help bring in some younger viewers.
他叫斐迪南·T·旗幟 我覺得他能吸引少兒觀眾群
Confound it! You're right, it's brilliant. Let's take it from the top.
真討厭 不過沒錯 這主意妙 我們從頭開始錄吧
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion tarted.Wait...
我們的宇宙進入了極熱的高濃度狀態(tài)，后來，140億年前它開始擴張。等等……
The Earth began to cool,the autotrophs began to drool,neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall (we built the pyramids),
地球開始冷卻，自養(yǎng)生物開始繁殖,穴居人學會使用工具，我們開始建墻（我們還建了金字塔）
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,That all started with the big bang!bang!
數(shù)學、科學、歷史解開了宇宙之謎。這一切從宇宙大爆炸開始。
That was a really nice dinner.
晚飯真不錯
I'm glad you asked me out again.
我很開心你又約我出去了
Me, too; I missed you.
我也是 我很想你
You see me all the time.
你天天都能看到我
You sure you just don't miss the sex?
你確定你想的不是滾床單的部分嗎
Well, yeah, sex with you is pretty great.Have you ever tried it?
好吧 和你滾床單的感覺是很棒 你試過嗎
I have. You are not wrong.
試過 你說的沒錯
I just think if we're gonna try dating again,we should take things slow.
我只是覺得 如果我們要復合的話 應該慢慢來
Oh, I can take it slow.
我可以慢慢來啊
Did I ever tell you about my first girlfriend in high school,Karen Berberick?
我有和你說過我高中時的第一任女友 凱倫·波布瑞克嗎
To this day she doesn't know we were going out.
至今她都不知道當時我們是在約會
Made it easier on her when I broke things off.
不過這么一來 分手的時候就容易多了
Okay, well, maybe not that slow.
好吧 也不要那么慢
How about this,are you familiar with the typical development for computer software?
那這樣吧 你知道電腦軟件通常是怎么開發(fā)的嗎
You know, just for fun, let's say I'm not.
為了好玩 就當我不知道好了
Before an application is released,they give it a trial run.
在一款應用程序發(fā)布之前 都會先進行測試
WWe could do that.And if we hit a rough spot, instead of getting mad,just say, Hey, we found a bug,and we report it so it can be fixed.
我們可以這么做 如果我們遇到分歧 不要生氣 就當是發(fā)現(xiàn)了個問題 把問題報告出來 然后修復
You mean like a beta test?
是像公開測試那種嗎
Well, technically, this would be an alpha test.A beta test requires people that weren't involved in the development of the appli...
嚴格上來說 這是內部測試 公開測試是給沒參與 程序開發(fā)的無關人士...
Seriously, do I not get credit for knowing beta test?
我好歹知道公開測試 不該表揚一下嗎
No, you should.Absolutely. That was me being pedantic.
當然 當然了 是我在賣弄學問
That's our first bug.
這是我們的第一個問題
You reported it.I can fix that.See? This is good.
你報告了 我修復了 看見嗎 這樣不錯
All right. Let's give it a shot.
好吧 那我們就試試
Great. You keep a list, I'll keep a list.At some point, we'll exchange.
很好 咱倆都列個單子記錄 到時候再交換
Okay. Good night, Leonard. Night.
好 晚安 萊納德 晚安
Attaboy, Hofstadter.
干得好 霍夫斯塔德
Nothing gets the ladies hotter than software development analogies.
沒什么比喻能比軟件開發(fā) 更能讓女人興奮
Hey, I'm back.
我回來了
Cut.
停
Take 47.
第四十七遍
Here's an interesting fact about flags.
告訴你一件旗幟的趣事
I will take that action.
我就當你自動開錄了
The flags of Liechtenstein and Haiti were identical by coincidence, a fact that wasn't discovered until they competed against each other at the 1936 Olympics.
列支敦斯登和海地的國旗 以前碰巧是一樣的 直到兩國在1936年奧運會對戰(zhàn)時 才發(fā)現(xiàn)這個巧合
And thankfully,their embarrassment was overshadowed by the rise of Fascism.
不過幸好 當時西班牙內戰(zhàn)拯救了 讓兩國的尷尬(1936年西班牙人民開始反法西斯斗爭 其內戰(zhàn)被稱為小二戰(zhàn))
Let's see the new phone.
看看你的新手機
I stopped on the way to work.
我在上班路上買的
Hey, do you want to peel the plastic off with me?
你要不要跟我一起揭開貼膜
Really? Me?
我何德何能呀
That's, like, the best part.
這可是最棒那部分呀
Grab a corner.
從邊上揭吧
Whoa, what's your hurry, cowboy?
喂 別這么猴急 粗魯牛仔
Savor the moment.
享受這一刻
Oh, yeah.
太他媽爽了
Speaking of cowboys,do you know what country has not one but two cows on its flag?
說到牛仔 知道哪個國家的國旗印著兩只牛嗎
The tiny landlocked nation of Andorra.
內陸小國家 安道爾共和國
Oh, the next classic episode of Sheldon Cooper Presents: Fun with Flags is writing itself.
由謝爾頓·庫珀出品的 旗幟的樂趣 精彩下一集 題材如泉涌呀
Oh, let me try the voice recognition.
讓我試試語音識別功能
Hey, I let you peel the plastic, don't get greedy.
去 人家都讓你揭膜了 別得寸進尺
Hello?
你好
Hello.
你好
What's your name?
你叫什么名字
My name is Siri.
我的名字叫Siri
Look at that.There's finally a woman in your life you can talk to.
瞧瞧 終于出現(xiàn)一個你敢跟她講話的女人了
Are you single?
你現(xiàn)在是單身嗎
I don't have a marital status,if that's what you're asking.
如果你是問婚姻狀況的話 我沒有這個屬性
Yeah, you're right, that's too personal.We hardly know each other.
也是 這個問題太私人了 我們才剛認識
How about a cup of coffee?
去喝杯咖啡怎么樣
I've found six coffee shops.Three of them are fairly close to you.
我找到六個咖啡館 其中三個離你很近
I will see you gentlemen later.
先生們回見啦
She is gonna break his heart.
她鐵定讓他心碎
For someone who has a machine that can travel anywhere in time and space,
對于利用時光機 穿越時空的人
Doctor Who sure does have a thing for modernday London.
神秘博士對現(xiàn)代的倫敦還真是情有獨鐘(《神秘博士》 英國科幻電視劇)
Careful, it's that kind of sass that can get a person uninvited to this year's Who Con.
注意點 說這種無禮的話 會讓你被今年神秘會談的拒之門外
Uh, we're not counting this as a date, are we?
我們這次不算約會吧
Um, I'm not sure,
我不確定
but I think the right answer here is no.
不過我覺得正確答案應該是不算
Bug report: When a guy asks me to spend time with him,maybe he plans something a little more interesting than hanging out at home, watching TV.
問題報告 當異性約我出來 他是不是應該安排一些更有趣的事 而不是坐在家里看電視
Even Doctor Who?
《神秘博士》也沒趣?
Even Doctor Who.
《神秘博士》很沒趣
All right, that's it. Who Con you're out.
夠了 神秘會談沒你份
Okay, bug report taken.Next time I will have a better plan for our evening's activity.
好的 問題報告已收到 下次我會安排更好的夜晚活動
Well, thank you. I'll see you tomorrow.
謝謝 明天見
Oh, wait, here, almost forgot.
等等 我差點忘了
Here. What's this?
給 這是什么
My bug report to you.
我記錄你的問題報告
Well, that's quite a list you got there.
這表列得還挺長的嘛
It's color coded.
有分顏色標記
Uh, red means fix right away.
紅色的代表馬上修復
Yellow is eh, whenever you get a chance.
黃色的代表有時間再說
And green, is I could probably learn to live with it.
綠色的代表我應該可以適應
There's a key down here at the bottom.It's neat, huh?
最下面還有標注呢 一目了然吧
Yep.
是
So, have a good night.
那晚安啦
Yep.
好
Look at that.
瞧瞧
Some day, we will tell future generations that dating used to be hard.
將來我們可以告訴后人 約會變得不再困難
What's baffling me is what you could've possibly put on the list.
我不解的是你能列出什么問題
Hair too golden?
秀發(fā)太金黃?
Laugh too musical?
笑聲太動聽?
World too much a better place for her mere presence in it?
她的出現(xiàn) 讓世界更美好?
How about constantly talks with food in her mouth?
經常說話的時候滿嘴食物 這條怎么樣
Her heart's full of love, no one cares what's in her mouth.
她內心充滿愛 沒人會在意她嘴里有什么
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