生活大爆炸 第五季:第13集 萊納德和佩妮復(fù)合(上)
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You feel like trying something new for dinner?
晚飯想不想換個花樣
Maybe Indian, TexMex?
要不試試印度菜或者德墨菜(德墨菜 德州式墨西哥菜)
You ever wonder how humans would be different if they evolved from lizards instead of mammals?
你有沒有好奇過 如果人類是從蜥蜴(美國的德克薩斯州和墨西哥接壤) 而不是哺乳動物進化而來 會有啥區(qū)別
Okay, let's talk about that.
好吧 你說吧
As you know, lizards coldblooded animals lack the ability to sense temperature.
你也知道 蜥蜴這種冷血動物 缺乏感知溫度的能力
But they do move more sluggishly when it's cold.
但它們確實在低溫環(huán)境下行動更遲緩
So, lizard weathermen would say things like,Bring a sweater, it's slow outside.
所以呢 蜥蜴天氣預(yù)報員會這么說話 帶上件毛衣 外面好慢(冷)
I love my mind.
我愛死自己的犀利頭腦了
We all do.Now, how about dinner?
我們也是 快說 晚飯吃啥
Oh, I would assume we'd enjoy insects or smaller lizards.
我猜我們會享受吃昆蟲和小蜥蜴的盛宴(大多數(shù)蜥蜴吃動物性食物 主要是各種昆蟲 體型較大的蜥蜴會以其他蜥蜴為食物)
We could also pull each other's tails off and grill them;they'll just grow back.
我們也可以扯掉對方的尾巴然后烤著吃 反正還能再長回來
My lifesize cardboard Mr. Spock is here!
我的真人大小的卡紙板史波克先生到了(史波克先生 《星際迷航》中的大副先生)
I know he wouldn't care for an outburst of human emotion,but, oh, goodie, oh, goodie, oh, goodie.
我知道他不喜歡常人情感的瞬間流露 可是 好棒哦 好棒哦 好棒哦
Commander Spock requesting permission to be unfolded.
史波克中校請求拆封
Excuse me.
失陪一下
Permission granted, Commander.
允許拆封 中校
Which is why the more intelligent the monkey,the more feces they fling.
這就是為什么越聰明的猴子 就越喜歡扔大便
Excuse me, Amy.
打斷一下 艾米
Penny, do you have plans for dinner tonight?
佩妮 你今天的晚飯有安排嗎
Why, you guys going somewhere?
怎么了 你們要去什么好地方嗎
No, I mean just you and me.
不是 就咱倆單獨吃
You mean, like a date?
像約會那樣嗎
Not like a date, a date.
不是約會的那種約會
Um... ookay.Sure.
呃 好吧 行啊
Oh, no! They sent the wrong Spock!
天啊 這不是我要的史波克
Live long and suck it, Zachary Quinto.
生生不息 早日去死 扎克瑞·昆圖(電視劇版《星際迷航》史波克的扮演者)
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion tarted.Wait...
我們的宇宙進入了極熱的高濃度狀態(tài)，后來，140億年前它開始擴張。等等……
The Earth began to cool,the autotrophs began to drool,neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall (we built the pyramids),
地球開始冷卻，自養(yǎng)生物開始繁殖,穴居人學(xué)會使用工具，我們開始建墻（我們還建了金字塔）
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,That all started with the big bang!bang!
數(shù)學(xué)、科學(xué)、歷史解開了宇宙之謎。這一切從宇宙大爆炸開始。
This is so exciting.If Leonard and Penny get back together,Howard and I can go on double dates with them.
太好了 要是萊納德和佩妮復(fù)合了 我和霍華德就可以跟他們一起四人約會了
How come you never invite Sheldon and me on a double date?
你怎么從來不邀請謝爾頓和我參加四人約會呢
How's it going in there, Penny?!
你衣服試得怎么樣了 佩妮
Just a sec.
稍等片刻
Too much?
是不是太隆重了
Yes. No.
確實 才沒有
Okay, just hang on.
好吧 再等一下
You just can't handle her raw sexuality, can you?
你受不了她那股天生的騷勁 對吧
When did you and Leonard break up?
你和萊納德是什么時候分手的
Uh, about two years ago.
差不多兩年前吧
Why do you think he asked you out again?
你覺得他約你吃飯的原因是什么
I don't know.
不知道
Maybe he's dying.That would be so romantic.
也許是他命不久矣 那該有多浪漫啊
He's not dying.
他命長著呢
Too bad.
真可惜
If he were, she could just throw him in bed and ride him right up until he flatlines.
如果是的話 她就可以把萊納德推到在床 騎在他身上盡性 直到他心跳停止
How about this?
這件怎么樣
Maybe. Come on.
還行 拜托
Yeah, okay, no.
好吧 這件不行
Do you think you'll sleep with him tonight?
你覺得你今晚會和他上床嗎
Absolutely not.Look, we're just gonna have dinner and, you know, see how it goes.
絕對不會 我們就是吃個飯 然后再看情況吧
If he were dying, would you sleep with him?
如果他病入膏肓了 你會和他上床嗎
What?!
什么
Assuming he were dying of something that couldn't be sexually transmitted.
假設(shè)他身患絕癥 而這種病不會通過性行為傳播
You know, like a spear wound to the head.
比如腦袋上的箭傷
Okay, he is not dying.
夠了 他的命長著呢
How do you know? Are you a doctor?
你怎么知道 你是醫(yī)生嗎
You can makebelieve, though.
不過你可以這么幻想嘛
Sometimes Howard and I pretend that his arrhythmia is acting up and I'm a sexy cardiologist.
有時候霍華德和我會假裝他出現(xiàn)了心律失常 而我是一個性感的心臟病醫(yī)生
And the naughty part is I'm not in his HMO network.
最好玩的部分是 我的護理服務(wù)可是不收費的喲
Screw it. I'm not gonna make a big deal out of this.It's just dinner.
算了 我不打算搞得好得多大件事 就是吃個晚飯嘛
With a dead man.
跟死人一起吃
Amy, stop it.Oh, God, I'm so nervous.
艾米 別說了 天啊 我好緊張
Relax.You know Leonard's always been crazy about you.It's gonna be great.
放松啦 你知道萊納德一直都很喜歡你 不會有事的
I know, but we've finally gotten to a place where we can hang out without it being weird.And what if something goes wrong? Then what?
我知道 可是我們好不容易才到了 見面聊天都不尷尬的地步 萬一出了什么岔子呢 然后怎么辦
Guess it'll just be Sheldon and me going on a double date with Howard and Bernadette.
我猜只有謝爾頓和我 去陪霍華德和伯納黛特一起四人約會了
Sure, we'd love that.
是啊 我們好期待
Change your clothes; we got a lot riding on this.
快換衣服 我倆可就指望你倆今晚的表現(xiàn)了
I want to build a road, but I need wood.
我想修條路 但我需要硬木(wood亦指勃起的陰莖)
Do either of you fellows have wood?
你倆誰有硬木嗎
I don't understand the laughter.
我不知道你們在笑什么
The object of Settlers of Catan is to build roads and settlements.To do so requires wood.Now, I have sheep; I need wood.
《卡坦島》的目標(biāo) 就是修建道路和房屋 所以需要硬木 我現(xiàn)在有綿羊 缺硬木(sheep有時用來指代發(fā)生性關(guān)系的女人)
Who has wood for my sheep?
誰能拿硬木換我的綿羊
Okay, how do I look?
我這身看著怎么樣
More to the point, why are you doing this?
我更想知道 你為什么要這么做
What are you talking about?
你在說什么
Did you forget what Penny did to you?It took you two years and defiling my sister to turn that frown upside down.
你忘了佩妮當(dāng)初怎么對你的嗎 你花了兩年的時間 還玷污了我妹妹 才把你的愁云慘淡換成嬉皮笑臉
I didn't defile your sister,we had a relationship.
我沒有玷污你妹妹 我們只是交往過
I heard you call her Brown Sugar.
我以前聽你叫她靚妹黑妞呢(Brown Sugar 多數(shù)形容漂亮性感的黑人女性)
In my book, that's defilement.
在我看來 這就是玷污
You want to know my opinion?
想聽聽我的意見嗎
Oh, boy, do I!
天啊 想聽得不得了
Sarcasm?
是故意說反話嗎
No.
不是
All right, then.
那好吧
The reason you're fixated on a goodnatured simpleton like Penny is that she's the exact opposite of your first romantic attachment:your brilliant yet intimidating mother.
你之所以對佩妮這種 秀外癡中的姑娘念念不忘 是因為她跟你的第一位愛慕對象截然相反 也就是你害怕的天才母親
Where on earth did you get that from?
你怎么會有這種想法
It's in her book, Needy Baby, Greedy Baby.
她的書《越缺愛的小孩越貪心》里寫的
That doesn't make it true.
那也不代表就是真的
It's called nonfiction for a reason, Leonard.
萊納德 那本書可是非虛構(gòu)類的
See you later.
回見
If they ever make a movie version of that book,you know who should play Leonard's mother?
如果有人把她那本書拍成電影 你們知道該由誰來扮演萊納德的媽媽嗎
Sandra Bullock.
桑德拉·布洛克(桑德拉·布洛克 好萊塢著名女影星 演過不少愛情片)
Why?
為什么
Because she's great in everything.
因為她每部作品都詮釋得很好
Now, where were we? Oh, yes. Does anyone have any wood?
我們玩到哪兒了 對了 你們誰有硬木嗎
Oh, come on!I just want wood.Why are you making it so hard?
啊
So, do they have a name for a first date with someone you used to go out with?
有什么詞可以形容 跟以前相好過的人第一次約會嗎
Oh, that's a good question.
這個問題問得好
How about awkward?
尷尬怎么樣
Yeah, that sounds right. Yeah?
這詞挺恰當(dāng)?shù)?對吧
Hey, how about if we pretend we're actually on a first date?
要不我們假裝這真的是第一次約會
See how that goes. Okay.
看看結(jié)果怎么樣 好啊
So, Polly, tell me about yourself.
胖妮 跟我說說你吧
It's Penny.
我叫佩妮
Oh, sorry, yeah. Awkward.
對不起 真尷尬
Okay, uh, let's see.I'm from Nebraska, and ever since I was a little girl,I dreamed of moving to L.A. and becoming a movie star.
沒事 我想想 我來自內(nèi)布拉斯加 我還很小的時候 就夢想著能搬到洛杉磯 成為一名電影明星
Anyway, after four years of acting lessons and waiting tables,I've done a hemorrhoid commercial and a production of Anne Frank above a bowling alley.
不過上了四年的表演課 當(dāng)了四年服務(wù)員之后 我出演了一個痔瘡廣告 和一個保齡球球道上面扮演過安妮·弗蘭克
So, you know, dreams do come true.
所以夢想真的能實現(xiàn)的
Your turn.
該你了
Uh, let's see.
我想想
Uh, I am an experimental physicist at CalTech,most of my research is with highpowered lasers,and, oh, I've just gotten a big government grant to see if they can be used to knock out incoming ballistic missiles.
我是加州理工學(xué)院的實驗物理學(xué)家 大部分研究都跟高功率激光有關(guān) 我最近剛拿到一大筆政府資助金 看看能不能用于研究 擊落來襲的彈道導(dǎo)彈
Wow. Can they?
哇 那能實現(xiàn)嗎
Oh, God, no.
廢話 當(dāng)然不行
The money's pretty good.
不過看在這么多錢的份上
And I used the equipment to make my own Batsignal.Batsignal?What are you, some kind of nerd?
蝙蝠信號 怎么 你是所謂的宅男嗎
Not some kind of nerd, I'm the king of the nerds.
不是所謂的宅男 而是宅男之王
What does that mean?
宅男之王是什么意思
Uh, it means if anyone displeases me,I don't help them set up their printer.
意思是誰要是惹惱我了 我就不幫他們裝打印機
You are so funny.
你真幽默
Good. Remember that when I take my shirt off.
那就好 那我脫衣服的時候 你就想著這個優(yōu)點好了
Leonard, this is nice.I'm so glad we did this.
萊納德 這樣真好 我很高興我們能約會
Me, too.
我也是
So what do you think?Are we gonna get back together?
那你意下如何 我們能復(fù)合嗎
Whoa. Not so fast.
不用這么快吧
I'm sorry, what did I say?
對不起 我說錯什么了嗎
Leonard, you know I will always have feelings for you.
萊納德 你知道我對你的感覺永遠(yuǎn)不會變
Oh, God. What?
老天 怎么了
You said always.You'll always have feelings for me.
你說了永遠(yuǎn) 你對我的感覺永遠(yuǎn)不會變
So?
有問題嗎
So, that sounds more like something you'd say if you didn't want a relationship with someone.
那聽起來更像是在說 你不想和某人談戀愛
This isn't working out,but I'll always have feelings for you.
我們不會有結(jié)果的 但我對你的感覺永遠(yuǎn)不會變
I'm sorry I slept with your best friend,but I'll always have feelings for you.
對不起 我跟你的好朋友睡了 但我對你的感覺永遠(yuǎn)不會變
Here's the thing, Lisa,I'm into dudes now, but I'll always have feelings for you.
是這樣的 麗莎 我現(xiàn)在喜歡男的了 但我對你的感覺永遠(yuǎn)不會變
How would you say it?
那你會怎么說
I have feelings for you.
我對你的感覺不會變
It's the same thing. No, it's not.Always made it worse.
這不是一樣嘛 不一樣 加上永遠(yuǎn)只會適得其反
You're overthinking this.
你想太多了
No, I'm not.
我沒有
Yes, you are. You always overthink things.
你有 你永遠(yuǎn)都是這樣
ThThere you go. Always made it worse.
你看吧 一加永遠(yuǎn)就變味了
See, this is where everything goes wrong: when we talk.
瞧 我們一談起來 就開始吵架
Well, I don't know how you have a relationship without talking.
談戀愛當(dāng)然要用談的啦
Hey, I went out with this guy TJ for eight months,we never talked.
我以前還跟一個叫TJ的家伙在一起八個月 我們從來沒談過話
To this day, I don't even know what TJ stands for.
直到現(xiàn)在 我都不知道TJ代表啥
Wait, if you guys didn't talk, what Never mind, stupid question.
等等 你們要是不談的話 算了 這問題真二
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