聽美劇學(xué)英語(yǔ)_生活大爆炸第四季 第11集 (下)
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What are you doing?
你在做啥子
We're going to be late. I'm pacing nervously.
我們要遲到了 我在緊張地踱步
You're jogging.
你這是在慢跑
This is how the Flash paces.
閃電俠就這么踱步的
Just chill out, Sheldon.
淡定點(diǎn) 謝爾頓
I'm not Sheldon. I'm the Flash. And now I'm going to the Grand Canyon to scream in frustration. I'm back.
我不是謝爾頓 我是閃電俠 現(xiàn)在我要去大峽谷吼叫 發(fā)泄我心中的沮喪 我回來(lái)了
I'm Batman.
蝙蝠俠來(lái)也
Oh, I hardly think so. The real caped crusader calls his crime-fighting cohorts when he's running late.
坑爹呢你 真正的蝙蝠俠要是遲到會(huì)打電話通知戰(zhàn)友的
I had to walk. I couldn't get Raj on the back of my scooter.
我是走路過(guò)來(lái)的 拉杰上不了我的小摩托車后座
I've said this before, and I'll say it again. Aquaman sucks. Look up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. I forget the rest.
我說(shuō)過(guò)無(wú)數(shù)次了 但我還是要說(shuō) 水行俠太衰了 仰望天空 那是只鳥 是架飛機(jī)后面的我忘了 （后面那句應(yīng)該是“那是超人”）
All right. Let's get this thing over with.
好吧 我們?cè)缢涝绯?/div>
I'm sorry. But in what universe is Wonder Woman blonde?
不好意思 哪兒來(lái)的金發(fā)神奇女俠啊
Relax. No one's going to be looking at her hair.
龜毛個(gè)啥 誰(shuí)會(huì)盯著她的頭發(fā)看啊
Ow! I mean, ow.
痛啊 應(yīng)該是 可惡
Hold on. The costume came with a black wig.
等等 那套服裝里的黑色假發(fā)呢
Where is it, babe?
寶貝兒 在哪
No. I'm not wearing it. It looks stupid.
我才不要戴那個(gè) 看著遜斃了
Come on. We're trying to win a contest here.
拜托 我們可是要去比賽爭(zhēng)冠軍
Forget it. I'm not wearing the wig.
想也別想 反正我不戴假發(fā)
Penny, there's no "I" In "Justice League." Well, actually...
佩妮 正義聯(lián)盟里沒(méi)有“小我”之說(shuō) （事實(shí)上 Justice里有個(gè)"i"）其實(shí)...
Don't. He's making our case.
閉嘴 他在為我們說(shuō)話呢
Okay, babe. Uh... Kind of embarrassing me in front of my friends.
好吧 寶貝兒 你讓我在朋友面前有些難堪
Okay. You know what? I changed my mind. I'm not going.
得了 告訴你 我改主意了 我不去了
Looks like someone else is going to have to be Wonder Woman.
看來(lái)神奇女俠要換人咯
Babe, open up.
寶貝 開門
I'm not talking to you.
我不和你說(shuō)話
Then who are you talking to?
那你現(xiàn)在在和誰(shuí)說(shuō)話
Babe? Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny, Penny...
寶貝 佩妮 佩妮 佩妮 佩妮
What the hell is wrong with you?
你到底有什么毛病
I'm the Flash. I just knocked 30,000 times.
我是閃電俠 我剛敲了三萬(wàn)次門
Okay. What do you want, Sheldon?
得 你要干嘛 謝爾頓
I understand why you're upset.
我明白你為什么不開心
Really?
是嗎
Yes. You're afraid that costume makes you look fat.
是的 你擔(dān)心這個(gè)裝扮會(huì)讓你顯胖
No. Wh-What... Does it?
不是 怎么... 很顯胖嗎
Don't worry. Wonder Woman was an Amazon. And Amazons tend to be very beefy gals.
不用擔(dān)心 神奇女俠是亞馬遜人 亞馬遜的女孩子都很高大健壯
Good-bye, Sheldon.
滾吧 謝爾頓
But they're not blonde, so put on your wig. Hello?
但她們不是金發(fā) 快把假發(fā)戴上 聽到嗎
Stupid Aquaman. If it makes you feel any better, when I was dating Penny, she used to flip out on me all the time.
傻逼水行俠 不知道這樣算不算安慰 我以前和佩妮交往時(shí) 她也一直會(huì)生我的氣
Whoa. You dated Penny?
啥 你和佩妮約會(huì)過(guò)
She didn't tell you?
她都沒(méi)和你說(shuō)嗎
She told me she dated a guy named Leonard. Who would have thought it was you?
她說(shuō)和個(gè)叫萊納德的人交往過(guò) 誰(shuí)會(huì)想到那就是你
Who else would it be?
那還能是誰(shuí)
I don't know. Somebody bigger and...
我也不知道 某個(gè)更壯的...
Yeah, sure. Why not you?
可不是 顯然是你嘛
I may have failed.
我也許失敗了
Okay, I guess we just go without a Wonder Woman.
好吧 那我們只能不帶神奇女俠去了
I don't want to go without Penny.
佩妮不去我也不去
Oh, great. No Superman, no Wonder Woman? All we've got is a skinny Flash, an Indian Aquaman, a nearsighted Green Lantern, and a teeny, tiny Dark Knight.
太好了 沒(méi)有超人 沒(méi)有神奇女俠 就只有瘦骨嶙峋的閃電俠 印度水行俠 近視的綠燈俠 還有個(gè)袖珍型的蝙蝠俠
Obviously, we're no longer a Justice League. We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes.
顯然 這不能再稱為正義聯(lián)盟沒(méi)辦法了 只能換布偶裝了（指《The Muppet Show》《大青蛙布偶秀》)
Ooh, I call Kermit.
我要當(dāng)科米蛙(科米蛙是該秀的導(dǎo)演和支持)
I'm Kermit. U're Scooter.
我才是科米蛙 你當(dāng)斯庫(kù)特(斯庫(kù)特是跑腿 劇場(chǎng)主人的侄子)
Oh, man. Scooter sucks. He's the Aquaman of the Muppet Babies.
不要 斯庫(kù)特太衰了 他就是《大青蛙布偶秀》里的水行俠
No, we can still make this work. Leonard, you talk to Penny.
不 不到最后不能放棄 萊納德 你去找佩妮談
What makes you think I can convince her?
你為啥覺(jué)得我能說(shuō)服她
You got her to have sex with you. Obviously, your superpower is brainwashing.
你都讓她跟你上床了 很明顯 你的超能力就是給人洗腦
Okay, let me see if I understand this.
好吧 看我這么說(shuō)對(duì)不對(duì)
You want me to convince my ex-girlfriend to go to a costume party with her new boyfriend just so we can win a stupid prize?
你想讓我去說(shuō)服我前女友去跟她的新男友一起參加化裝派對(duì) 就為了讓我們贏那個(gè)愚蠢的獎(jiǎng)嗎
Yes. And make her wear the black wig. Good luck.
對(duì) 記得讓她戴上黑假發(fā) 好運(yùn)
Go away, Sheldon. It's Leonard.
走開 謝爾頓 我是萊納德
Go away, Leonard.
走開 萊納德
Come on, let me just talk to you.
拜托 讓我跟你談?wù)?/div>
It's open. I'm not going to that party, Leonard.
門開著呢 我不會(huì)去那派對(duì)的 萊納德
Okay, listen. You don't have to wear the wig. At this party, we're gonna win first prize just by showing up with a girl.
聽我說(shuō) 你不必戴那假發(fā) 只要能帶個(gè)女生去那派對(duì) 我們就等于不戰(zhàn)而勝了
It's not the wig.
不是假發(fā)的問(wèn)題
Did I do something? I mean, I tried to be friends with Zack, like you said, which believe me, was difficult, given how you and me used to be... you know, "You and me," And now you and him are "You and him."
那是因?yàn)槲覇?我想跟扎克交個(gè)朋友 相信我 那對(duì)我并不容易 鑒于你我之前... 之前是我們 現(xiàn)在你和他在一起了
Okay, look. We're not really "Me and him."
其實(shí) 我們并沒(méi)真正在一起
Then what are you?
那你倆這算什么
I don't know. I only started seeing Zack again so I wouldn't be alone on New Year's Eve. How pathetic is that?
我不知道 我之所以重新跟扎克約會(huì)只因?yàn)槲也幌氇?dú)自度過(guò)新年夜 多可悲啊
Not as pathetic as dressing up like this and going to a comic book store on New Year's Eve.
沒(méi)有穿成這個(gè)樣子 新年夜去漫畫書店度過(guò)可悲
You make a cute Green Arrow.
你扮成綠箭俠很可愛(ài)
Green Lantern.
這是綠燈俠
Like there's a difference.
又沒(méi)什么區(qū)別
There's a big difference. Arrow. Lantern.
有很大區(qū)別 射箭是這樣的 提燈是這樣的
Whatever. Look, if Zack and I had just gone to a regular club or a party, it would have been fine, but this, with the costumes, and you...
隨便吧 要是我和扎克去一個(gè)普通的夜店或派對(duì) 那就沒(méi)問(wèn)題 但讓我扮成這樣 還有你...
What about me?
我怎么了
Nothing. Let's go to the party. How do I look?
沒(méi)什么 我們?nèi)ヅ蓪?duì)吧 我看起來(lái)怎樣
I guarantee you'll be the prettiest girl there.
我保證你會(huì)是派對(duì)上最靚的女孩
Okay, the good news is, we have a Wonder Woman.
好了 好消息是 我們有神奇女俠了
Oh. Yes. What's the bad news?
太好了 壞消息呢
Superman probably isn't getting laid tonight.
超人今晚不會(huì)有"性福"了
Aw, damn.
該死
And the award for best group costume goes to... Justice League of America... Number Three!
獲得最佳服裝獎(jiǎng)的組合是...美國(guó)正義聯(lián)盟...三號(hào)隊(duì)
Thank you! Thank you so much!
謝謝 非常感謝
Okay. Okay, ten seconds to midnight. Ten, nine, eight...
好了 倒數(shù)十秒到新年 十 九 八
No, wait! I have a speech.
不 等等 我還得發(fā)言呢
Seven, six...Stop counting! Five, four, three...
七 六... 別數(shù)了 五 四 三...
This is my moment, dag nab it!
這一時(shí)刻應(yīng)該屬于我
Two, one! Happy New Year!
二 一 新年快樂(lè)
I'm not going to say another word until you people settle down.
除非你們安靜下來(lái)不然我是不會(huì)再說(shuō)話了
I'm waiting.
我等著呢
That was a great party. We should dress like this all the time.
這派對(duì)真棒 我們真該一直這樣穿
Are you high?
你嗑藥了嗎
You're being a bully.
現(xiàn)在是你在欺負(fù)他了
Check it out. Those guys are breaking into that car.
快看 那些人在砸車窗偷東西
What should we do?
我們?cè)撛趺崔k
We're the Justice League of America. There's only one thing we can do. Turn around and slowly walk away.
我們是美國(guó)正義聯(lián)盟 唯一能做的事就是轉(zhuǎn)身默默走開
Nah. Hold up.
算了 等等我
Look, I know our winter thermostat setting is 72 degrees, but I'm a little warm, so I'm going to turn it down.
我知道冬天恒溫器要設(shè)定在華氏72度（約22攝氏度） 但我有點(diǎn)熱 所以我調(diào)低點(diǎn)啊
Good Lord, how you frustrate me, Leonard Hofstadter!
天哪 你太讓我失望了 萊納德·霍夫斯塔德
Fine.
好吧
