英語幽默教程匯總和更新

Professor: When is your birthday?Kid: May 30.Professor: Which year?Kid: Every year.教授：你的生日是什么時候？孩子：5月30日。教授：哪一年？孩子：每年都是。 [查看全文]

Reggie: We have got a new dog. Would you like to come around and play with him?Ron: Well, I don't know---d... [查看全文]

Amos asked his mother whether they could have a video.I’m afraid we can’t afford one, sighed his moth... [查看全文]

A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to ... [查看全文]

Having been married a long time, my husband sometimes needs a gentle reminder of a special occasion. On the mor... [查看全文]

"Ten steps from the porch（門廊） and twenty steps from the rose bushes," growled Bluebeard in Jimmy's dream ... [查看全文]

Two Pieces of CakeTom: Mom, can I have two pieces of cake, please?Mom: Certainly -- take this piece and cut it... [查看全文]

A young mother believed that it was very wrong to waste any food when there were so many hungry people in the... [查看全文]

Little brother: I saw you kiss my elder sister, and if you don't give me a nickel I'll tell my father.... [查看全文]

Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today'... [查看全文]