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2014-05-08省一半的煤

A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was ... [查看全文]

2014-05-07Hen's Legs 母雞的腿

Son: Why are hen's legs so short?Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't t... [查看全文]

2014-05-07I am a Busy Man 我是個(gè)忙人

One day a bunch of naughty children wanted to make fun of him and said to him: There are birds' eggs on ... [查看全文]

2014-05-07We Close at Nine 我們9點(diǎn)關(guān)門

"Waitress," shouted the impatient diner, "do I have to sit here and starve all night?""no, sir, we close at nin... [查看全文]

2014-05-07Chief is at the wedding 長官在婚禮上

A police stopped a motorist who was speeding on the street. "But officer," the man said, "I can explain.""Just ... [查看全文]

2014-05-06Where Am I 我在哪兒

An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearb... [查看全文]

2014-05-06The Revenge 欺騙的代價(jià)

Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "... [查看全文]

2014-05-06Perfect Match

A wealthymatron(主婦,保姆)is so proud of a valuableantique(古董)vase that she decides to have her bedroom paint... [查看全文]

2014-05-06Class, Lass and Ass

Professor Tom was going to meet his students on the next day,so he wrote some words on the blackboard which re... [查看全文]

2014-05-06英語笑話:誰欠誰錢

A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to law... [查看全文]