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2014-09-13說你愛我

一對熱戀中的男女。女生非常沒有安全感,于是對著男友說:SAY I LOVE YOU!! SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!男的答道:IT! [查看全文]

2014-09-13What are you sorry for?

某人刻苦學(xué)習(xí)英語,終有小成。一日上街不慎與一老外相撞,忙說:I am sorry。老外應(yīng)道:I am sorry too。某人聽后又道:I am sorry... [查看全文]

2014-09-13向左還是向右?

一位在美的留學(xué)生,想要考國際駕照。在考試時(shí)因?yàn)檫^于緊張,看到地上標(biāo)線是向左轉(zhuǎn)。他不放心的問道:turn left?監(jiān)考官回答:right。于是他... [查看全文]

2014-09-12你到底去不去廁所!

小明上英文課時(shí)跟老師說:May I go to the toilet? 老師說:Go ahead. 小明就坐了下來。過了一會(huì)兒,小明又跟老師說:May I go ... [查看全文]

2014-09-12你真漂亮~

A man see a woman is beautiful so he said:'Oh,you are beautiful!'But the woman like Chinese said:"Where?Wh... [查看全文]

2014-08-29卓別林和愛因斯坦間的搞笑英語對話

  愛因斯坦,,被公認(rèn)為是自伽利略、牛頓以來最偉大的科學(xué)家、物理學(xué)家,被美國《時(shí)代周刊》評選為世紀(jì)偉人。查理·卓別林,20世紀(jì)著名的... [查看全文]

2014-08-28弟弟他贏了,不過受傷了

He Won他贏了Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?湯姆:約翰尼,你小弟弟好嗎?Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt ... [查看全文]

2014-08-28吉姆的歷史考試

Jim’s History Examination吉姆的歷史考試Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?舅舅:吉姆這孩子歷史考得怎... [查看全文]

2014-08-27論文選題神馬的都不重要,重要的是你的論文導(dǎo)師是誰

It's a fine sunny day in the forest, and a rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typew... [查看全文]

2014-08-26狗也知道這個(gè)諺語嗎?

Does the dog know the proverb, too?狗也知道這個(gè)諺語嗎?The little boy did not like the look of the barking dog."It... [查看全文]