英語(yǔ)幽默教程匯總和更新
英語(yǔ)幽默更新列表
- 2016-01-01英語(yǔ)幽默：起訴侵害商標(biāo)權(quán)的違法行為（雙語(yǔ)）
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"I'd sue them all for trademark infringement if Iwere you,Blog!" 如果我是你的話(huà)，我將起訴他們侵害商標(biāo)權(quán)。 [查看全文]
- 2016-01-01英語(yǔ)幽默：預(yù)防電腦各種病毒的綜合程序（雙語(yǔ)）
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"I've installed a comprehensive program that willprotect our computer against viruses,trojanhorses,worms,cooties... [查看全文]
- 2016-01-01英語(yǔ)幽默：承受范圍之內(nèi)（雙語(yǔ)）
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"Please leave a message and I'll call you back as soonas I can tolerate the sound of a human voice again." 請(qǐng)留言，在我能忍受人聲的時(shí)候我會(huì)給你回電。 [查看全文]
- 2015-12-31英語(yǔ)幽默：不會(huì)死機(jī)的備份工具（雙語(yǔ)）
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"We back up our data on sticky notes becausesticky notes never crash." 我們用即時(shí)貼來(lái)備份數(shù)據(jù)，因?yàn)榧磿r(shí)貼從來(lái)不死機(jī)。 [查看全文]
- 2015-12-31英語(yǔ)幽默：吸煙的壞處和不吸煙的壞處（雙語(yǔ)）
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"Smoking may kill us.On the other hand,the non-smokers are inside working themselves to death!" 吸煙會(huì)殺了我們，但是不吸煙者會(huì)工作累死。 [查看全文]
- 2015-12-31英語(yǔ)幽默：做好安全保密工作（雙語(yǔ)）
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If you were concerned about identity theft,youshouldn't have left your private information lyingaround where... [查看全文]
- 2015-12-31英語(yǔ)幽默：保護(hù)電腦（雙語(yǔ)）
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"Yes,you've done an excellent job of keeping ourcomputer safe.But sooner or later you'll have to plugit... [查看全文]
- 2015-12-30英語(yǔ)幽默 ：成功的味道(雙語(yǔ))
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"The sweet smell of success?Where I work,it smellslike my boss's cologne,which smells a lot like dirtysocks... [查看全文]
- 2015-12-30英語(yǔ)幽默 ：獨(dú)特的應(yīng)聘者(雙語(yǔ))
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"Frankly,your resume was no better or worse thanany of the other applicants...but your Trump hair putyou over... [查看全文]
- 2015-12-30英語(yǔ)幽默 ：叫錯(cuò)名字(雙語(yǔ))
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"You're a pretty good sales rep,except for the ninetimes you called me 'wallet' instead of 'Wal... [查看全文]
